Reptilian Elite
Claim: Shape-shifting reptilian extraterrestrials secretly control global politics and human society while disguised as prominent world leaders.
Bullshit Meter
Pure ontological fiction, excluding real psychological effects.
Physics vs. mind loop
Does it work in the physical world, or only through belief and behaviour?
Neither physically real nor a meaningful psychological loop.
Bio & cult hazard
31.3%Risk of abandoning medicine and of getting trapped in a closed group.
Topological fingerprint
The structural profile of the claim on five axes.
- Empirical rigor
- 4.5%
- Magic & dogma
- 40.2%
- Rhetorical fog
- 43.8%
- Conspiracy
- 64.2%
- Psychosocial
- 3.5%
Ockham's guillotine
What remains after cutting away the unfalsifiable superstructure.
Scam & grift
6.8%How much it works as a money-extraction funnel.
Fog & Barnum
58.1%Protection from refutation through vagueness and stolen jargon.
Energy, frequency, vibration, quantum alignment, natural harmony, ancient wisdom, holistic balance…
- Barnum effect53.2%
- Motte-and-bailey26.7%
- Stolen jargon16.3%
Guru roulette
Does the result depend on who performs it?
Not applicable
Fossil & dogma clock
99.3%Does the field correct its errors, or is it frozen?
- 🚀Active science0.6%
- 🩹Degenerative patching62.1%
- 🎭Marketing chameleon28.2%
- 🦴Fossil in amber9.1%
Tin-foil hat reactor
69.1%How big a global conspiracy the claim needs.
Paranoia level 4/5 · Governments and science