QAnon
Claim: A secret cabal of Satanic, cannibalistic elites operates a global child sex trafficking ring and conspires against Donald Trump, who is working to dismantle it.
Bullshit Meter
Pure ontological fiction, excluding real psychological effects.
Physics vs. mind loop
Does it work in the physical world, or only through belief and behaviour?
Neither physically real nor a meaningful psychological loop.
Bio & cult hazard
34.9%Risk of abandoning medicine and of getting trapped in a closed group.
Topological fingerprint
The structural profile of the claim on five axes.
- Empirical rigor
- 5.3%
- Magic & dogma
- 29.5%
- Rhetorical fog
- 48.8%
- Conspiracy
- 75.0%
- Psychosocial
- 7.1%
Ockham's guillotine
What remains after cutting away the unfalsifiable superstructure.
Scam & grift
4.4%How much it works as a money-extraction funnel.
Fog & Barnum
61.4%Protection from refutation through vagueness and stolen jargon.
Energy, frequency, vibration, quantum alignment, natural harmony, ancient wisdom, holistic balance…
- Barnum effect60.7%
- Motte-and-bailey33.5%
- Stolen jargon4.4%
Guru roulette
Does the result depend on who performs it?
Not applicable
Fossil & dogma clock
99.3%Does the field correct its errors, or is it frozen?
- 🚀Active science0.7%
- 🩹Degenerative patching28.2%
- 🎭Marketing chameleon68.7%
- 🦴Fossil in amber2.4%
Tin-foil hat reactor
80.8%How big a global conspiracy the claim needs.
Paranoia level 5/5 · Every agency, satellite and university