Neuro-Linguistic Programming

Claim: Neuro-linguistic programming alters thoughts and behaviors through modeled patterns of language and neurological processes to treat disorders and achieve personal success.

FOLKLORE + ERGONOMICS Worldwide#nlp#psychology#communication
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Bullshit Meter

Pure ontological fiction, excluding real psychological effects.

58.4%
Hard empirical modelHeuristicHybrid pseudosciencePure fiction

Physics vs. mind loop

Does it work in the physical world, or only through belief and behaviour?

Physical world13.3%
Mind & behaviour30.0%

Neither physically real nor a meaningful psychological loop.

Bio & cult hazard

10.1%

Risk of abandoning medicine and of getting trapped in a closed group.

☣ Medical risk9.5%
🔒 Cult isolation10.2%

Topological fingerprint

The structural profile of the claim on five axes.

Empirical rigorMagic & dogmaRhetorical fogConspiracyPsychosocial
Empirical rigor
10.7%
Magic & dogma
23.1%
Rhetorical fog
39.8%
Conspiracy
1.7%
Psychosocial
50.3%
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Ockham's guillotine

What remains after cutting away the unfalsifiable superstructure.

Hard core0.9%
Common sense62.2%
Pure ritual36.2%
Empty negation0.7%

Scam & grift

20.4%

How much it works as a money-extraction funnel.

1. Bait83.2%
2. Guru dependence31.7%
3. Blaming the client26.8%

Fog & Barnum

66.9%

Protection from refutation through vagueness and stolen jargon.

Energy, frequency, vibration, quantum alignment, natural harmony, ancient wisdom, holistic balance…

  • Barnum effect13.1%
  • Motte-and-bailey23.7%
  • Stolen jargon57.6%

Guru roulette

80.6%

Does the result depend on who performs it?

☀☂⚡?☾

Repeatability between operators: 19.4%

  • Special gift needed31.7%
  • Contradicting experts47.1%
  • "Skeptics block it"1.8%

Fossil & dogma clock

95.7%

Does the field correct its errors, or is it frozen?

  1. 🚀Active science3.4%
  2. 🩹Degenerative patching59.3%
  3. 🎭Marketing chameleon25.6%
  4. 🦴Fossil in amber11.6%

Tin-foil hat reactor

2.0%

How big a global conspiracy the claim needs.

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Paranoia level 1/5 · No conspiracy needed